RIP Vomit Couch

I got an email that my new couch is on its way! There it is in all its glory.

That means I can finally get rid of my vomit couch. The Sears upholstery cleaner couldn't even get the stank off. I'm selling it on Craigslist, so if you find a reasonably priced sofa for sale in Milwaukee - don't buy it. It's not coming with a couchfax report.

I'm putting a plastic cover on my new sofa whenever groups of people come over. I don't care if I'm turning into an old woman, I'm not having another bodily fluid spewed on a pricey piece of furniture.